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?

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Want some hand lotion?

3
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How many times I got to say no?

4
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Men can take care
of their skin, too.

5
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Yeah, men in California.

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We have got to get you
on a plane one of these days.

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I was thinking, maybe we can
spend Thanksgiving at my mom's.

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You know, it's the first one
since my dad passed.

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Of course.

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- You're the best.
- I know.

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So, who's gonna tell your mom?

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I'm sure when we're not there
she'll figure it out.

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Want to rock-paper-scissors
for it?

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Or you tell her
and I won't squirt you.

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You wouldn't dare.

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You're gonna smell so pretty.

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- Get that away from me.
- Come here!

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Come here!

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No. Baby.

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?

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Morning.
Morning.

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Good morning.

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Mrs. McAllister,

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I was hoping to talk to you
about Thanksgiving.

25
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Well, sure.

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I really think me,
Mandy and CeeCee

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need to spend it at my mom's.

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This is the first Thanksgiving
since your dad passed.

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Of course you should.

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Oh.

31
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Thank you.

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That's a relief.

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Why?

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Why what?

35
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Why would you think
that I would be upset

36
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that you want
to spend Thanksgiving

37
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with your grieving mother?

38
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Well...

39
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What kind of monster
do you think I am?

40
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Um...

41
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JIM:
Georgie, let's go. We got to get to work.

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Got to go. Thanks again.

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[hushed]:
You saved my butt.

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Keep moving. Keep moving.

45
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?

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[coos]

47
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?

48
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Hey. This is a nice surprise.

49
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Just wanted to drop off
some of CeeCee's old clothes

50
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for the donation room.

51
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Oh.

52
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Are you sure you don't want
to hang on to these

53
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in case you have
another one?

54
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Oh, we ain't planning
on another one just yet.

55
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You weren't planning
on the first one, either.

56
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Fair point.

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While I'm here,
I wanted to let you know

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we're gonna come to your
place for Thanksgiving.

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Oh.

60
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I'm not doing Thanksgiving
this year.

61
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What are you talking about?

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Well, Sheldon's in school,

63
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and Missy got invited
to a friend's.

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Well, she can't go.
It's Thanksgiving.

65
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I already told her she could.

66
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And to be perfectly honest,
I don't feel like celebrating.

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But this was
Dad's favorite holiday.

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I know, and doing it without him
would just be too hard.

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Fine. Then come have dinner
at the McAllisters'.

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With your mother-in-law?

71
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Not for a million dollars.

72
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Oh, come on.
She's not a monster.

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Come on.

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No.

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Fine. I didn't
want to do this,

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but as the man of the house,
I'm putting my foot down.

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You're coming.

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I have a foot of my own.

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Would you like to know
where I'm gonna put it?

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No, ma'am.

81
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All right, then.

82
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All right, then.

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Maybe next year,
we can take CeeCee

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to the Macy's Parade.[gasps]

85
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You're not taking my
granddaughter to New York City.

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She'll come back a Democrat.

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She's a baby.

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A God-fearing, Republican baby.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Hey. How'd it go?

91
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She don't want
to do Thanksgiving.

92
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What do you mean,
like she doesn't want to cook?

93
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She don't want to do it at all.

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May I interject?

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What?

96
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I'm considering getting a cat.

97
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Connor, not now.

98
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Let me know when.

99
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She knows
she's welcome here, right?

100
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She just wants to sit home
by herself.

101
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What are you gonna do?

102
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I don't know. I hate the thought
of her being all alone.

103
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Now?

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Fine.

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You're never alone
if you have a cat.

106
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?

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Oh, come on, Missy.

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If you come, Mom has to.

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Why are you making this
such a big deal?

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It's a big deal 'cause we're
gonna be together as a family.

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Is Sheldon coming?

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We're gonna mostly

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be together as a family.

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MISSY:
Well, I've made other plans.

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[sighs] Please.

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Mom needs this.

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Mom needs a lobotomy.

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All right,
I'm done asking.

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I'm telling you
you're coming.

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[click, dial tone]

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So, is she coming?

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That's not funny.

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[chuckles] Sorry.

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Here, let me try.

125
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Yeah, sure. Why not?

126
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Hey, Missy, it's Mandy.
About Thanksgiving...

127
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[click, dial tone]

128
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Mm-hmm. Hurts, don't it?

129
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Sweet of Georgie to worry
so much about his mom.

130
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It is.

131
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I hope our kids worry about me
when I'm a widow.

132
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What makes you think
I'm gonna go first?

133
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Jim.

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Fine.

135
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And of course
they're gonna worry about you.

136
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I'm not so sure.

137
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Amanda's likely to
stick me in a home

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first chance she gets.

139
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On the bright side, Connor
will probably be your roommate.

140
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Very funny.

141
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Hope you like cats.

142
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?

143
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Hey. What are you doing here?

144
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I thought I'd bring Georgie
some lunch, slice of pie.

145
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He's on a tow truck run.

146
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Oh, shoot.

147
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What kind of pie?

148
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Why?

149
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Oh, I was just curious.

150
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It's pecan, his favorite.

151
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I was hoping to cheer him up.

152
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Yeah, he has been
a little moody lately.

153
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Kind of snapped on a customer.

154
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What happened?

155
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Well, they wished
him a happy Thanksgiving,

156
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and he said, "Whatever."

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Ooh, for him, that's bad.

158
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Yeah, it was hard to watch.

159
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Well, this is his first
Thanksgiving without his dad.

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Sure, that's rough.

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George was a good man.

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Sure was.

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You know, I thought
we'd be celebrating

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Thanksgivings together
for a long time.

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Me, too.

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But, uh... [sniffles]

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guess you never know
what the future holds.

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Makes you appreciate
what you do have.

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We're really lucky.

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[voice shaking]:
We sure are.

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Don't you go anywhere.

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Oh, I won't, baby girl.

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MANDY:
You better not.

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[sighs] I should go.

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[sniffles] All right.
Well, thanks for stopping by.

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Don't eat
Georgie's lunch.

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I am hungry, but I won't.

178
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?

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So, how's it going?

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My little great-granddaughter
saying "meemaw" yet?

181
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No, just "dada."

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Pisses me off.

183
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Uh, enjoy it.

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My kid doesn't even talk
to me anymore.

185
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Why bring it up?

186
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It's called making conversation.

187
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What about you?
How you doing?

188
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I'm all right.

189
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I'm a little worried
about your grandson.

190
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Oh. Is this
about Thanksgiving?

191
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Well, you just got
to give Mary time.

192
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When my husband died,
I was just miserable

193
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those first few holidays.

194
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Maybe he died
because you're miserable.

195
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It's a big house.

196
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Go somewhere else.

197
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Good day.

198
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Um, so here's the thing.

199
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Georgie's going through
a rough time,

200
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and I want to help.

201
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What can I do?

202
00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,786
Well, it would mean a lot to him

203
00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,309
if you could be with us
for Thanksgiving.

204
00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,616
[sighs]:
Oh, honey, I am so sorry.

205
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I promised Dale
I'd go camping with him.

206
00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,402
Oh, that's okay. It's all right.

207
00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:12,795
Just let me talk to Dale.

208
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We're not
going camping!

209
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I was gone 20 seconds.

210
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What the hell happened?

211
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We're having Thanksgiving
with Georgie.

212
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I've been looking forward
to this for months.

213
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Oh, I know, honey.
I have, too.

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What time you want us?

215
00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,513
?

216
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Your meemaw and Dale are coming.

217
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I just think it would mean
a lot to your brother

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if you could be there.

219
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Okay.

220
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Really? Thank you.

221
00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,740
But first,
I need a little favor.

222
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- Anything.
- Take me to get a tattoo.

223
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What? No.

224
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You said, "Anything."

225
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Yeah, and then you said
"tattoo."

226
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I guess I'm not going.

227
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Oh, come on.

228
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I can't decide between
a dolphin or a sunflower.

229
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What do you think?

230
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I am not taking you
to get a tattoo.

231
00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:03,543
All right, well,
maybe I'll see you at Christmas.

232
00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,635
- Ow, it hurts.
- Good.

233
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,469
Hey, Mary.

234
00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,254
What brings you by?

235
00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,691
Just wanted to talk.

236
00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,519
If this is about Thanksgiving,

237
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I'm not changing my mind.

238
00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,219
Well, your mom and Missy
are coming.

239
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I don't care.

240
00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:34,442
Look, I understand, I really do.
I-I just think...

241
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You do not understand.

242
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:37,751
You do not know what it's
like to lose a husband.

243
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I don't, um,

244
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but Georgie's struggling, too,

245
00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,235
and I think it would be great...

246
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:46,933
Well, I'm sorry if I'm
disappointing everyone,

247
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but this is what I need.

248
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And for once,
I am putting myself first.

249
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Okay. Sorry.

250
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,127
?

251
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,433
Hey, I hope it's okay
I invited Missy,

252
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:12,654
Georgie's meemaw, and her fella
Dale to Thanksgiving.

253
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,829
Her fella?

254
00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,266
Her beau?

255
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:19,139
I don't know what to call
old people who are doing it.

256
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,359
I've seen him.
They're not doing it much.

257
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,145
It's fine,
the more the merrier.

258
00:10:25,146 --> 00:10:27,451
Okay.
Thank you, I appreciate it.

259
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:29,497
And don't think you're
sticking me in a home someday.

260
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,542
I'm dying
in this house.

261
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:32,543
What?

262
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:33,850
You heard me.

263
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,112
What was that about?

264
00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:38,289
I-I don't know.

265
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,641
So, good news, your family's
coming to Thanksgiving.

266
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,077
Really? Everyone?

267
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,602
Well, Meemaw, Dale and Missy.

268
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,560
Oh, still no on my mom?

269
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,737
Um, I tried, but...

270
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,740
It's okay, this is great.
Thank you.

271
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,656
How'd you convince my sister?

272
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,747
I ju-- I just asked nicely.

273
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,792
That don't sound right.

274
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:06,666
Well, what can I say?
The kid loves me.

275
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,539
?

276
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,846
Go easy, Jim.

277
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:15,543
My second one.

278
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:18,111
It's 10:00 in the morning.

279
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:21,289
Well, I'd put it back,
but... it's already open.

280
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,726
- Table's all set.
- Thank you.

281
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,858
Anything else I can do?

282
00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,381
We're good for now.

283
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,731
Ooh, what's this?

284
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,777
Well, that's cranberry sauce.

285
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,431
Why ain't it shaped
like the can?

286
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,868
It's homemade.

287
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,478
Huh.

288
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,394
Maybe next year we should
spring for the good stuff.

289
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,963
Smells delicious, Mom.

290
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,747
Thank you, honey.

291
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,835
Why you all dressed up?

292
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,446
I was told to look nice
for company.

293
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,449
That meant take a shower.

294
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:53,713
Oh.

295
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:55,932
Be right back.

296
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,543
[doorbell rings]

297
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,590
Hey,
happy Thanksgiving.

298
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,331
- Come on in.
- Happy Thanksgiving.

299
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:07,203
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Gimme.

300
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,596
There you go.

301
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,902
[Mandy and Meemaw laugh]

302
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:13,470
Forget the turkey,
I'm gonna gobble you up.

303
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,256
I won't be eating
any children.

304
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,519
Thank y'all so much
for coming.

305
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,827
- You bet.
- I had no choice.

306
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,611
Good call on the socks.

307
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,831
I'm not stupid.

308
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,144
That beer for you?

309
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,842
No, ma'am, Mr. McAllister.

310
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,495
Another one?

311
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,193
Uh, I haven't been
keeping count.

312
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,065
Well, you let him know I am.

313
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,893
Or you let him know

314
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,242
and I'll stay here
and mash them potatoes.

315
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,897
Tell him.

316
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,686
[sports commentary playing
on TV]

317
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,559
I hope it wasn't
too much trouble

318
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,214
adding a bunch of people
at the last minute.

319
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,825
No problem at all.
Audrey loves this.

320
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,132
Does she need any help?

321
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,917
I have no idea.
So, Dale...

322
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,833
when are you two kids
gonna make it official?

323
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,662
I've asked repeatedly.

324
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,359
We don't need
to get married.

325
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,187
We're fine just as we are.

326
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,929
No, she's hoping somebody
better comes along.

327
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,932
Don't you want
the best for me?

328
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,935
Okay, CeeCee's napping.
What'd I miss?

329
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,938
She don't want
to marry me.

330
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,072
I really appreciate
you coming.

331
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,118
Well, I knew how important
it was to you.

332
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,990
What'd she bribe you with?

333
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,210
Nothing. She just asked nicely.

334
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,910
You're a lying sack
of you-know-what.

335
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,565
Welcome, everyone.

336
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,525
As a special surprise,
I have composed

337
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,876
a Thanksgiving polka for
accordion and turkey call.

338
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,184
[playing slowly]

339
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,665
[playing rapidly]

340
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,844
?

341
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,672
[turkey call warbling]

342
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,892
[playing accordion]

343
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,162
[warbling]

344
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,168
You stay right there,
I got my guitar in the trunk.

345
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,518
No.

346
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,653
[doorbell rings]

347
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,135
Mom?

348
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,180
I hope it's okay
I just dropped by.

349
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,835
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

350
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,882
Come on in.

351
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,188
Hey, look who came!

352
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,017
[indistinct chatter]

353
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,412
I can't believe you
got 'em all here.

354
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,935
Well, what can I say?

355
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,895
You knocked up
a pretty special lady.

356
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,985
You sure made your son
happy today.

357
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,421
I'm glad.

358
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,726
I thought you
were going camping.

359
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,163
So did Dale.

360
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,339
What?
Just eat.

361
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,558
Okay.

362
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,563
- Where you going?
- To get another beer.

363
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,740
Excuse me.

364
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,832
Oh, boy.

365
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,053
Here comes one of our
Thanksgiving traditions.

366
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,795
Put that back,
you've had enough.

367
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,623
It's a holiday, I'm celebrating.

368
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,755
You're embarrassing yourself
is what you're doing.

369
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,019
JIM:
I'm having a good time!

370
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,368
Maybe you need a drink.

371
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,457
AUDREY:
I have been up since the crack of dawn

372
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,199
putting this thing together.
You are not gonna ruin it.

373
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,201
JIM:
Oh, I'm not "rooning" anything.

374
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:45,378
R-Roonin...
Ru-in-ing.

375
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,901
AUDREY:Oh, my God,
listen to yourself.

376
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,077
JIM:
Eh, I'd rather listen to me than you.

377
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,470
Mom, can I get you
anything else?

378
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,385
I'm sorry, I have to go.

379
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,647
AUDREY:
Keep your voice down.

380
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:54,648
Mary.

381
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,519
Dang.

382
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,696
JIM:
It's my house, I will talk as lo-- as loud as I please.

383
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,873
Where you going?

384
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,571
I'm sorry, I can't do this.

385
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,616
Don't mind them,
they argue all the time.

386
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,140
It's not them.

387
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,619
Then what?

388
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,404
I...

389
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,015
Tell me.

390
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,930
[sighs]

391
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,366
[chuckles softly]

392
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,021
Your father and I used to argue

393
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,199
about him getting drunk
on Thanksgiving, and...

394
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,724
I'll never get to do that again.

395
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,597
You miss arguing with Dad?

396
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,644
Yes.

397
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,169
Mom...

398
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,127
[crying]

399
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,869
I'm going home.

400
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,263
Please tell everybody
I'm sorry.

401
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,047
No, wait.

402
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,268
I got a better idea.

403
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,056
This is nice.

404
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,188
[chuckles]

405
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,320
It is.

406
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,715
Yeah, not creepy at all.

407
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,632
What the heck is that?!

408
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:15,294
? I fell into
a burning ring of fire ?

409
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,774
? I went down, down, down

410
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:20,212
? And the flames went higher

411
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,128
? And it burns, burns, burns

412
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,129
Ouch!

413
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,088
? That ring of fire

414
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,090
? That ring
of fire ?

415
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,572
Still better
than camping.

416
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,270
Everybody.

417
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:39,709
ALL:
? I fell into a burning ring of fire ?

418
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,971
Huh?

419
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,973
? Went down, down, down

420
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,627
? And the flames get higher

421
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,672
Come on, Jim!

422
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,022
? Burns, burns

423
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:51,982
? That ring of fire.

424
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,202
[turkey call warbles]

425
00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,774
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